Hello I'm Carolyn (But you can call me May - everyone does), '95 liner, a diehard ELF, Inspirit, VIP, Playgirl, Shawol, Kissme, exotic, Baby, and lover of all things kpop. In my spare time I make kpop parodies on youtube, unbox kpop albums, and watch korean dramas online.

Feel free to hit me up and ask me a question!

 

GUESS WHO GOT THEIR A-CHA AND PARADISE ALBUMS TODAY??????

So I come home after a shitty week at school (LOTS of drama in my group right now. It’s all because of one person too….) and when I walk in the door my mother yells “surprise!!”

So for a second i sit there with this confused expression on my face thinking “what the hell is she talking about?”

And then I see it. Sitting on the counter next to her is a yellow package. From South Korea. Which can only mean one thing: that my albums came. 

So I start spazing and my dogs are all hopping around me and my mother’s standing there beaming like she did a good deed. 

Then of course I had some things to do (like go to the bathroom…It’s very important ok?) but then I run to my office (aka the room with the large computer in our house) with a pair of sissors and my lunch because i hadn’t eaten yet and I open it up.

I pull the two CDs out and start spazzing again while wondering which one I should open first

I decide to open A-Cha first because it’s smaller and the boxing on Paradise looked kind of difficult. 

I FREAKING LOVE HOW SM GAVE ME ALL 10 MEMBERS. Of course theres only 5 cards which means they’re double sided and now i’m wishing I had bought two copies but whatever. The CD looks kind of simple though. Slightly disappointed in that.

Then I moved onto my Paradise CD. It took my 5 minutes to figure out how to open the damn thing because i didn’t want to ruin the boxing but once I did I opened it to see what card i got hoping it was one of my favorite members……

I got LEE HOWON’S card! I know I said my biases are Sungyeol and Woohyun but Hoya is my bias list ruiner so I was happy to get his card! He looks so good in it too AHHHHH!

And the poster was much larger than I was expecting it to be! It’s my first INFINITE poster too!! I’m currently using all of my school textbooks to try and flatten it out.

And the photo book is hot too! Honestly I’m very pleased with this album. Although I do wish it was in a harder case. It seems so vulnerable. Like a snail without a shell. I’m planning on keeping it in the box.

Anyways just wanted to spazz to you guys! Love you all!!

~May

That paradise parody that I got 50,000 requests to do (not really, but I got more requests to do this than anything I’ve ever done before) is finally finished!! Enjoy!

~May

I’ve Rewriten Hoya’s Part In My Paradise Parody 4 Times Within The Past 30 Minutes

They should have given him more lines. I can’t fit everything I want him to say into his 3 seconds in this song. 

But all I’ve got to say is that I’m glad theres no shots of their choreography in the music video. If there were, this parody would never be finished. There would be too many distractions.

Back to work!